Informative SMS

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn: The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Ect: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Father: A banker provided by nature.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you with his bill.

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Funny SMS

Once there are four friends "body" "no body" "mad" "brain" one day "body" kill the "no body" "brain" was in the bathroom. "mad" inform the police. mad "body" kill the "no body" police are you "mad" yes I am " mad" police is your brain alright. "mad" yes "brain was in the bathroom.

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Surdar: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: “It’s 3:15.”
Surdar: (puzzled look on his face) “You know, it’s
The weirdest thing, I have been asking that question
All day, and each time I get a different answer.”

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: Ahead, Go slow.

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Why don’t people stop on red signal?
Red color stands for danger.
When the red signal is ON they think there must be
Some danger around so they run away with out wasting any time.

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: what other colors do you have?

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Are your legs tired? (Girl: Why?)
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

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“I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

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Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

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Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from heaven?” “No” he answers. “Oh, I thought all the angels were from Heaven”

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When a wife was asked,
“what book do you like best?”
She answers:” My husband’s cheque book.”

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My mother in law walks five miles everyday,
I wonder where she is at this moment.

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Opticians bend the rims/ frames of your glasses for they are too polite
to say that your ears are in the wrong places.

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Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

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They drop your name,
can you pick it up?

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A successful man is one who makes more than his
wife can spend.

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Marriage is a three rings circus;
Engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering. (suffer-ring)

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U r Beautiful
U r Lovely
U r Likeable
U r Unique
In short…..
U r ULLU (owl)

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DREAMS makes all things possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above work possible,
So ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey saves this message & Donkey delete
this message.
Choice is your.

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He has a big heart, and a stomach to much.

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Prosperity has not only gone to his head, but to his stomach.

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People forget what you said.
People forget what you said.
But people never forget how you made them feel.

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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things
When you wake up today?
1) Pray, so that u may live …..
2) Take the bath so that others may live too

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Miss You SMS

Brain to think of you, Eyes to look at you, Heart to love you, Hand to touch you, Leg to walk with you, Mouth to say "I Miss You" And my Tounge says "You Love me"

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When sky looks blue, I miss you When flowers covered with dew, I miss you When day comes new, I miss you When dreams become true, I miss you It’s a gift 4u because I miss you.

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You are my man, heart and soul without you
I wouldn’t be a whole.

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Only God knows how you make me feel.

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I just want you to know, I will always
be waiting for you.

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Don’t forget to look beside you because that’s
where you’ll find me loving.

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When I see you: my heart sinks down to my belly
my legs turn to jelly.

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I hear your voice and my ears melt…this is a feeling
I have never felt.

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You are my first thought in the morning,
And my last night fall.

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I want to grow old with you, I know this feeling is true
! I Love you.

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R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you
I MISS YOU

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Let love fill your heart with these hugs
let warmth fill your heart for you are mine
forever to hold.

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If I had never met you,
I wouldn’t like you,
If I didn’t like you,
I wouldn’t love you,
If I didn’t love you,
I wouldn’t miss you,
But I did, I do, and I will.

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I sit here and wish for you. I close my eyes so I can see
Your face.

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LOVE SMS

I hope you felt what I felt when I kissed your lips and whispered:
I Love you.

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Love her as I have, loved her always as I will.

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I love 3 things!
the sun, the moon, and U!
the sun for the day,
the moon for the night,
And you forever.

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Love is the joy of the God,
The wonder of the wise,
The amazement of the god.

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I love him; I love him why can’t he see?
Why can’t be love, or just let me be?

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Love is in the air,
Love is everywhere,
Love is in your eyes.

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Love is just about trust and sincerity, no
matter how pretty or ugly you are.

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Love is like your shadow, stop trying to chase after it.

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I want you to know from the bottom of my heart
“I truly Love You”

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Until the end of everything I Love to do most of
all it’s being with you I Love you.

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Like diamonds, your eyes shine
There are no two ways to love you, I will
Love you always.

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The Golden words are
“Don’t cry in Love ”
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

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If love is a disease then I’m very ill. But I
Don’t want medicine. I want take no pill.
I will suffer this illness because it makes me see exactly
how much you mean to me.

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I love you for the man you are, I love you for the things you do,
I love you for the things you say. But most of all
I love you because you love me for the women
I am for the things I do and for the things I say.
I love you.

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Love is life, but not confirm.

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If love is blind,
How will she find me?

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Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I.
I dream of you.

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I lllllllll
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I lollllll
I lovllll
I lovelll
I love ll
I love yll
I love yol
I love you

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New Year SMS

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams to
rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple
pleasure & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 200…

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Well come 200… with open arms & pray to God for
His Blessings.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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As we bring This Year to an end and the
New Year begins.
Let us pray that it will be a year with peace, new understandings,
New Happiness and an abundance of New Friends.

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God Bless throughout the New Year !
Happy New Year 200…

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