Funny SMS

Once there are four friends "body" "no body" "mad" "brain" one day "body" kill the "no body" "brain" was in the bathroom. "mad" inform the police. mad "body" kill the "no body" police are you "mad" yes I am " mad" police is your brain alright. "mad" yes "brain was in the bathroom.

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Surdar: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: “It’s 3:15.”
Surdar: (puzzled look on his face) “You know, it’s
The weirdest thing, I have been asking that question
All day, and each time I get a different answer.”

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: Ahead, Go slow.

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Why don’t people stop on red signal?
Red color stands for danger.
When the red signal is ON they think there must be
Some danger around so they run away with out wasting any time.

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: what other colors do you have?

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Are your legs tired? (Girl: Why?)
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

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“I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

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Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

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Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from heaven?” “No” he answers. “Oh, I thought all the angels were from Heaven”

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When a wife was asked,
“what book do you like best?”
She answers:” My husband’s cheque book.”

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My mother in law walks five miles everyday,
I wonder where she is at this moment.

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Opticians bend the rims/ frames of your glasses for they are too polite
to say that your ears are in the wrong places.

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Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

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They drop your name,
can you pick it up?

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A successful man is one who makes more than his
wife can spend.

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Marriage is a three rings circus;
Engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering. (suffer-ring)

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U r Beautiful
U r Lovely
U r Likeable
U r Unique
In short…..
U r ULLU (owl)

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DREAMS makes all things possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above work possible,
So ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey saves this message & Donkey delete
this message.
Choice is your.

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He has a big heart, and a stomach to much.

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Prosperity has not only gone to his head, but to his stomach.

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People forget what you said.
People forget what you said.
But people never forget how you made them feel.

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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things
When you wake up today?
1) Pray, so that u may live …..
2) Take the bath so that others may live too

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