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Saturday, May 17, 2008

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Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn: The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Ect: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Father: A banker provided by nature.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you with his bill.

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